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My work is having a pie eating contest! I played last year and lost... by a landslide. To a guy who was done in 6 seconds. Yea, insert pussy eating joke here, regardless, I lost! So I'm practicing this year cause I want to win a restaurant gift card!!
Now it's not really pie, which is kind of sad, but it's whipped cream in a pie tin- so next best thing. The only thing is, I can't use hands! So I have three options, I can lick the whipped cream up, bite it, or suck it/hoover it. Watch employ a method of all three to see how quickly I can eat this pie with no hands!
Will I win or fail the real contest? You'll be the judge.
