Jabba Desilijic Tiure Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 5 hours ago, Reluctantfatlover said: He can afford to have trats on the side. I wouldn't be surprised if they had an agreement. Let's not forget e married this... That would be refreshing, because usually male celebs have a douchey clause stating the exact opposite, i.e. "if you put on X amount of weight(usually to the tune of three or more pounds) you are out on your ass, and forfeit any settlement money or property with a voided prenup." Why do you think Melania is still very lean at the age of almost 50? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Reluctantfatlover Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 (*I meant "have treats on the side", obviously) Do people actually include a weight clause in their prenups? I can imagine weigh-in in front of both lawyers in order to legally establish whether she went over the threshold or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ms. LovelyMeow Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 10 hours ago, Jabba Desilijic Tiure said: I was just describing a scene from the fictitious BBW erotic parody of Goldfinger....Butterfinger. Also in the series: Dr. No(Salads), From Russia With Love(Handles), ThunderThighs, You Only Eat Rice?, On Her Majesty's Seventh Servings, Rock Candy is Forever, Live and Let Fry, The Man in the Golden Corral, The Spy Who Loved Meat, MoonCaker, For Your Size Only, OctoTushy, A Binge to a Fill, The Giving-Way Tights, License to Spill(Out of Pants), Holdin' Pie, Tomorrow Never Fries, The Girl is Fat Enough, Fry Another Soufflé, Cappuccino Royale, Quantum of Sausage, SkyFalafel, and Spectre(of Richard Simmons). This post is brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabba Desilijic Tiure Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 1 hour ago, lovelymeow555 said: This post is brilliant. LOL, thanks. Some of the spoofs were obviously pushing it more than just a little bit, but my OCD compelled me to lampoon all 24 titles. But really, I'm glad someone enjoyed it. I'm quite (Milk)shaken, not stirred. Now...on to write full-length screenplays for each movie. 4 hours ago, Reluctantfatlover said: (*I meant "have treats on the side", obviously) Do people actually include a weight clause in their prenups? I can imagine weigh-in in front of both lawyers in order to legally establish whether she went over the threshold or not. I was semi-kidding, but I'm sure there's at least some ring of truth to it...sadly. Like I strongly suggested, Donald Trump is clearly quite the bigot when it comes to body size....that is, the sizes of bodies that are not his own. Desdinova 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cofidis Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 before yesterday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbwfan54 Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 Just so damn delicious, much better now (imho), and a classic side bathing suit shot of buxom beauty! Nice work, Mrs. Bond! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BigBoobs80 Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Even fatter? lembo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weightwatcher Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Perhaps she's fatter. She's either put on weight since she bought that swimsuit or has gone out and bought one a size too small. Would love to see those boobs wobble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBoobs80 Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Poor Pierce. Hanging out with this woman, he musst be horny all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ball_of_fire12 Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 16 minutes ago, BigBoobs80 said: Poor Pierce. Hanging out with this woman, he musst be horny all the time. Yeah, poor guy. Being attracted to his wife. The person he gets to sleep with. Jabba Desilijic Tiure and Ghhm 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weightwatcher Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 I wonder what he thinks about her weight. His previous wife was very slim and so was Keely when she married him. Obviously if you like fat women it is a dream come true to have a woman pile it on like she has. But does he feel that way? He certainly gives the impression he does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBoobs80 Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Weightwatcher said: I wonder what he thinks about her weight. His previous wife was very slim and so was Keely when she married him. Obviously if you like fat women it is a dream come true to have a woman pile it on like she has. But does he feel that way? He certainly gives the impression he does. Somewhere, I heard, that he likes it. Maybe this picture prooves it: Jabba Desilijic Tiure, naranja, Weightwatcher and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBoobs80 Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Additionally, I like this difference in female shape. Avataг, Weightwatcher, maf and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jabba Desilijic Tiure Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 Qedrian41, Avataг and Desdinova 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cofidis Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 never looked so big Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OscarWinner Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 She gives Ni Ki a run for her money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cofidis Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 reposts are higher quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabba Desilijic Tiure Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 Keely is looking great, but have you seen Pierce? We should start calling him Roger "More". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BilledMeUp Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 Apparently he gained weight during Die Another Day and they had to keep changing his costumes. The crew was calling it Diet Another Day. I always wondered if it was because he was just dating Keely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maltesefalcon Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 13 hours ago, BilledMeUp said: Apparently he gained weight during Die Another Day and they had to keep changing his costumes. The crew was calling it Diet Another Day. I always wondered if it was because he was just dating Keely. For Crissakes the man is 64 years old! Its a part of aging. Maybe we can cut him some slack? naranja 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinky John Fowler Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 12 hours ago, maltesefalcon said: For Crissakes the man is 64 years old! Its a part of aging. Maybe we can cut him some slack? I'm not sure anyone called for his execution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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