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2 hours ago, OscarWinner said:

Al of those shots were from a candid camera?

Seems manufactured, as if she planned for these snapshots. Hmm?

Ah, you've become wise to it. All these d-list celebrities make some kind of fraudian pact with the likes of OK and Hello magazine. Those "paparazzi" shots will have just paid for her new kitchen or nursey or car. But hey ho ours is not to question why, ours is just to cum till dry

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This pregnancy could be the start of a massive weight gain, she's having her 2nd child and she almost 30 so her days of adorning lads mags and fitness dvds are probably behind her as her metabolism starts putting the brakes on. Meaning her best bet of holding on to a modelling career is plus size shoots, if she's smart she'll get herself up to a size 20 mabye 22 and cash in while the market is relatively uncluttered, if she gets onboard with all the body positivity movement then her following will increase massively. The only possible problem would be her own vanity, then again she been happy to be plastered all over the gossip mags while at her heaviest and pregnant so you never know she could end up Britain's answer to Tess Holiday.

Ps. She owns a cake shop😉

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5 hours ago, bgilroy said:

Funny now earlier in her pregnancy she claimed to have lost weight

Looks like she found it 😂

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18 hours ago, BigBellies said:

May I refer you to my ealier post about Hello magazine and fraudian pacts

Faustian. This thread is literally the first google result for fraudian pact.

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5 hours ago, whatareyoudoing said:

Faustian. This thread is literally the first google result for fraudian pact.

I think it's possible he was being clever and making a new name - on the basis that the shots were obviously taken by a pro and therefore a fraud - hence fraudian

9 minutes ago, Jabba Desilijic Tiure said:

You mean "Freudian"...ehh, Fraud, Freud.....same mother-fucking difference.

@Maverick was definitely being clever...

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