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Royal insiders have called Kate Middleton, with her grace and sporty elegance, "a natural" as Prince William's wife.

The captivating brunette may not come from royalty, but she does have good breeding – her parents are self-made millionaires and she attended the prestigious and pricey private boarding school Marlborough College. After excelling at field hockey and cross-country running, Middleton studied art history at University of St. Andrews in Scotland, where she took William off the market in 2002.

After an eight-year fairy tale romance, William proposed to Middleton with his late mother Princess Diana's engagement ring.

On April 29, 2011, the couple married in a fairy tale ceremony at London's Westminster Abbey, ennobling the commoner as the Duchess of Cambridge.

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Ugh.  Honestly, this is exactly why I prefer fat women.  Personally I think she looks rather gross and asexual (no offense intended towards any English citizens).

None taken!

I couldn't give a flying pig fuck, if anyone talks badly, towards the Royal Family.

Has nothing to do with me.

Anyway, as for Kate Middleton, and the press....

I'm sick to death of seeing Kate Middleton make the front page of nearly every newspaper, every time she puts on a new motherfucking dress! It's completely unnecessary, and kind of creepy.

The poor girl can't show her chest to Wills, without someone intruding and taking poor quality photos.

The same thing happened to Princess Diana! And because of people breathing down her neck, she wound up dead.

That is why I respect Kate Middleton's privacy, and loathe seeing her face on the front page of a lot of newspapers.

Furthermore....

Why is this thread here?

There's not much "curvy" about her, is there?

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  • 2 months later...
Guest flamins

Well fuck me, a new fucking low.  This chick is famous for being super skinny and for getting ever-thinner.

Call me back when she has gained 100 pounds.

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Well fuck me, a new fucking low.  This chick is famous for being super skinny and for getting ever-thinner.

Call me back when she has gained 100 pounds.

This.

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Well fuck me, a new fucking low.  This chick is famous for being super skinny and for getting ever-thinner.

Call me back when she has gained 100 pounds.

Fair enough, doesn't belong on the board....but she seems nice enough, unlike many of the equally skinny chicks getting discussed here, so ease up some.

She's pregnant, might gain some...that's not my cup of tea, but it tends to play well here....And I recall Princess Di's issues with weight....never gained, she was bulimic, not a turn on...but you had to take what you could get back then, so an anecdote about her at a state function, going to the buffet and trying to hide the fact that she was stuffing a pound of candy in her face.....

Of course there's Fergie.....

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No offense, but Some people actually like the pregnant form regardless of how much a woman weighs. I think pregnant women, of any size, are gorgeous, and I actually like to watch how they progress mainly because it's a beautiful transformation. =) So I'm actually glad there's a thread.

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We could salvage the whole situation with a (series of) morph(s).

To each his own, I guess, but can we have an up and down vote on morphs?  I respect the fact that you like them, but they're creepy to me, childish, and don't fit with the rest of our forum's content.  They belong under the art section, not actual celebs...your avatar's odd enough, keep the Windows Paint junior high porno out of the main forum.

Of course that's just my opinion....

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To each his own, I guess, but can we have an up and down vote on morphs?  I respect the fact that you like them, but they're creepy to me, childish, and don't fit with the rest of our forum's content.  They belong under the art section, not actual celebs...your avatar's odd enough, keep the Windows Paint junior high porno out of the main forum.

Of course that's just my opinion....

I think this post is hilarious.  ;D

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Reading this thread several months after the original post is comical, considering the initial negativity.

Kate's now preggers, she'll gain weight and get a belly.  People will post pics of pregnant Kate over the next few months.  At some point some Sod will ask if there are any before pics of Kate so they can compare the gain and voila...

Lets just enjoy the show and hope her pregnancy gain isn't disappointing like Beyonce.

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