My first Fan Fiction EVER(as suggest by another member)

[Jabba Desilijic Tiure]

The inspiration

Accompanying Photoshop/morph coming soon.

13 REASONS WHY I'M FAT

Meaningless Backstory:
Overwhelmed by the incessant fat-shaming-related bullying, Hannah Bakery decides to take her own life.  She records thirteen tapes, each dedicated to a separate fast food joint that she holds responsible for making her the size she is today. 

Fast-forward to the present:
Hannah put on the hot water, undressed and opened up a small box of razors...but suddenly heard an alert on her phone.  "Would you shut the fuck up, you stupid phone...I'm trying to concentrate here!", Hannah exclaimed out loud. 

Trying to calm herself down, Hannah spoke again, soothingly. "Okay, it'll all be over soon.  Before I know it, I'll be at a grandiose White Castle restaurant in the sky, floating on an edible cloud of cotton candy.  Yummers," Hannah gently sighed as she closed her eyes and attempted to relax.

The phone went off again. 

"Fuck!"  Hannah got up, still buck naked to switch off those pesky notifications. 

Out of sheer curiosity, she checked to see exactly what the updates were. 

The normal textual harassment...
10:43PM:fat cow go kill yourself 
10:46PM:but don't use a rope or it'll break 
10:48PM:we can end world hunger with the meat on your corpse
10:49PM:and harvest you for a lifetime of soap   
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Same old, same old. 

But one of the messages in particular caught her eye.  It made Hannah more furious than all of the other texts combined.  It was an automated ad for a porn site. 

"Fuck, not another spam message...mmmm, SPAM", drooled Hannah, having a brief Homer Simpson moment, like all fat people do.  She quickly snapped out of it. 

"But really, I hate seeing all these girls who are so much thinner and therefore prettier than I am getting all the hot sexy guys". 

Hannah reached down to push the Ignore button, but her fingers were so wide that she inadvertently opened the link.

"Arrrrgggh!" screamed Hannah in udder utter disgust.  "All these fuckin' skinny bitches and..." 

Hannah's voice trailed off immediately as something incredible caught her eye. 

"That girl is actually bigger than I am!  Do people actually pay for this?  And does she even get any of the money??  What is a BBW???"      

Long story short:  Hannah Bakery discovers that big really is beautiful and becomes one of the most popular and successful BBW models ever.  So instead of a quick, relaxing death in a warm bathtub, she opts for a much slower one via clogged arteries and heart disease.

THE END

[Guest fatladylover]

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[John Smith]

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