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Miss America 2013 Mallory Hagan


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I'm disappointed that she decided to go the politics route because I have a general disdain for politicians of all stripes.  I just hope that in this endeavor, whether it's win lose or draw, she salvages this horrible decision by packing on gobs of campaign weight.  If she wins then I'm going to need her to double her weight by the end of her first term.  I might start a petition drive and submit it to change.org demanding this action.

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Poor Mallory. How is she going to feel at the end of the year when she's lost both the election and her figure?

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Double chin? Check

Face gain? Check

Arms thickening up? Check

Bulging waistline and muffin top? Check

Belt and jeans button straining to hold it all in? Check

An ass that is getting turning into her worst nightmare? Check

A loose jacket or blouse to rey and hide it all, but failing? Check

This is really happening. A former Miss America is ballooning out into a fat girl before out very eyes.

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"Hagan for House" is her motto on her website. The way things are going, she's going to end up the size of a house.

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