ronin76 Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 http://forum.phun.org/showthread.php?t=1011470 Replace the water fountain with a chocolate fountain squirting into her mouth and we're in business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zachi Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Fantastic boobs http://forum.phun.org/showthread.php?t=1018382 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zachi Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2249839/Kate-Upton-swamps-hourglass-figure-oversized-mustard-coat-heads-basketball-game.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Horsti Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Nice :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WJones081 Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 That second pic...it's awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Absolutely stunning. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OscarWinner Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Fantastic boobs http://forum.phun.org/showthread.php?t=1018382 Fantastic torso Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatcelebfan Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Nice undefined, soft mid section. It looks like she hasn't been using the ab roller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zachi Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Nice undefined, soft mid section. It looks like she hasn't been using the ab roller. she's more a friend of the Oreos... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MeganMunchies Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 That body is a ticking time bomb and I WANT TO TRIGGER IT! :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WJones081 Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 That body is a ticking time bomb and I WANT TO TRIGGER IT! :3 Go right ahead. Nobody here is going to stop you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dicktracy Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 she's close to perfect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronin76 Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 http://bustedcoverage.com/2012/12/18/kate-upton-antarctica/ "Dare we ask if Kate Upton is getting fat? Look, we still have her at an 8.5. She’s not getting the boot from the bed. However, is there ever a case where the boobs are just too big for your comfort? Is there much more that 5-10 frame can hold?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronin76 Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 The story the media isn't telling us: We know Kate took the modeling job in Antarctica and that it required a 10 day cruise to get there. But with nothing else to do while they sailed and with it freezing outside Kate spent all of her time in the dining room where the award winning French chef prepared decadent high fat meals for those on board. Not used to only cooking for a few photographers and a model he usually made too much and not wanting to see it go to waste sent to Kate's room (she was only one who complemented his food, especially the desserts). On day ten one of the photography hands knocked on Kate's door and told her they needed her on deck. Five minutes later she waddled up on deck looking 3 times her normal size. "Kate, I know you're cold, but we need you in your bikini and on the starboard side before we lose the light. How many coats do you have on? 8? 9? 10?," asked the photographer. "No, just one and I'm already in my bikini. And I'm not cold," Kate replied taking off the coat to reveal that all of that bulk was actually her. Having stuffed herself non-stop for 10 days straight her overfed belly now protruded our over her bikini bottoms, past her bulging breasts, which the top strained to contain. "Oooh, eclairs!" She gasped, and headed towards the snack table the chef had prepared. As the photographer watched her plump rear bouncing and wobbling as she walked away he threw up his hands. "Whatever! If we get the angle right and we photoshop the hell out of these I think we can still save this shoot. Now will someone take those pastries away from her!" That night, the photographer performed Oscar worthy photoshopping on the photos and sent them off to Sports Illustrated. Sadly no one would ever know of his awesome skills because that night the ship hit an iceberg and went down. Only Kate Upton had enough body fat to survive the frigid waters and the next morning came ashore on the Isle of Giant Oreo Cookie People, the secret source of the snack food the companies have been keeping from us all of these years. The Oreos took her in and kept her warm. A few weeks later the rescue team found Kate, dark cookie crumbs and cream filling all around her mouth, sitting on the floor of the main Oreo Town hall too stuffed to move, cradling her massively swollen belly, her enormous boobs resting atop it as she groaned, "Ugh, I shouldn't have eaten the whole box of Oreos. *Hic! Burp* Did I say box? *Hic* I meant, I shouldn't have eaten the whole town of Oreos. Ugggggh! That's the story the newspapers aren't reporting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary1627 Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 It looks like Kate may well get to where we all want her to go without any help from us, but wouldn't it be so great to feed her until she got fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sulla67 Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 I like how she has a double chin in all her out and about pictures anymore. I wanna see what she's hiding under those wraps though : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiccuplover Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 The story the media isn't telling us: We know Kate took the modeling job in Antarctica and that it required a 10 day cruise to get there. But with nothing else to do while they sailed and with it freezing outside Kate spent all of her time in the dining room where the award winning French chef prepared decadent high fat meals for those on board. Not used to only cooking for a few photographers and a model he usually made too much and not wanting to see it go to waste sent to Kate's room (she was only one who complemented his food, especially the desserts). On day ten one of the photography hands knocked on Kate's door and told her they needed her on deck. Five minutes later she waddled up on deck looking 3 times her normal size. "Kate, I know you're cold, but we need you in your bikini and on the starboard side before we lose the light. How many coats do you have on? 8? 9? 10?," asked the photographer. "No, just one and I'm already in my bikini. And I'm not cold," Kate replied taking off the coat to reveal that all of that bulk was actually her. Having stuffed herself non-stop for 10 days straight her overfed belly now protruded our over her bikini bottoms, past her bulging breasts, which the top strained to contain. "Oooh, eclairs!" She gasped, and headed towards the snack table the chef had prepared. As the photographer watched her plump rear bouncing and wobbling as she walked away he threw up his hands. "Whatever! If we get the angle right and we photoshop the hell out of these I think we can still save this shoot. Now will someone take those pastries away from her!" That night, the photographer performed Oscar worthy photoshopping on the photos and sent them off to Sports Illustrated. Sadly no one would ever know of his awesome skills because that night the ship hit an iceberg and went down. Only Kate Upton had enough body fat to survive the frigid waters and the next morning came ashore on the Isle of Giant Oreo Cookie People, the secret source of the snack food the companies have been keeping from us all of these years. The Oreos took her in and kept her warm. A few weeks later the rescue team found Kate, dark cookie crumbs and cream filling all around her mouth, sitting on the floor of the main Oreo Town hall too stuffed to move, cradling her massively swollen belly, her enormous boobs resting atop it as she groaned, "Ugh, I shouldn't have eaten the whole box of Oreos. *Hic! Burp* Did I say box? *Hic* I meant, I shouldn't have eaten the whole town of Oreos. Ugggggh! That's the story the newspapers aren't reporting. I actually thought that was real at first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henksomething Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Lovely Curves http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2252550/That-takes-biscuit-Kate-Upton-braves-35-degree-temperatures-photo-shoot--snuggles-man-dressed-cookie.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arog1747 Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 I volunteer to be that cookie, it'll be a tough job, but someone's got to do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WJones081 Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 I volunteer to be that cookie, it'll be a tough job, but someone's got to do it Whoever was in that giant Oreo costume must feel like he won the lottery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciribitz Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 Her lovehandels look awesome... She looks bigger... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odysseus66 Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 Hey guys, here is a video that you might enjoy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiccuplover Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 It's hypnotic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zachi Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 http://www.celebuzz.com/photos/kate-uptons-sexiest-bikini-looks/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dicktracy Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 ten hours is simply not enough... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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