dragonfly69185

Yess! Thank you!

There was this clip that made the rounds a while ago with a guy feeling up a decently chubby woman in an avocado grove. He keeps referring to her body and the ripeness of an avocado. I need to find this because it is one of the single most hilarious things I've ever watched, it kind of has this Quinton Tarrintino vibe to it. Ring any bells?

Oh you with your amazing curves and everything making me wish I was from Australia and all.

HOW DID I MISS THIS UNTIL NOW! Welcome back!

Oh the more I see of you ythe happier I get!

Funny you should say that! I like the things that are inside of your said lace things!

Never before have I wanted to go to texas

the google translation is hysterical! I dont speak German but it constantly translates something into various kinds of cured meats, im pretty sure it refers to a girls love handles as panchetta at one point

Not sure if he was being a hater? Seemed like a tongue-in-cheek way of requesting a video

And the race is on

I hereby decree the first annual who can repost mal's pictures first race, BTW you are friggin gorgeous as always and it is amazing to have you back, HUZZAH

"It’s so much harder and more awkward to take “buttfies” #gratuitousbuttpic"

I don't care the dancing in the streets has already begun

AA IS BACK?!!?!!?!! THERE AREN'T ENOUGH PICTURES OR GIFS TO EXPRESS HOW I FEEL

good god damn an insanely hot woman who has actually read and enjoyed American Gods?! I mean that just isn't even fair. I gotta say you are without a shadow of a doubt my current favorite poster on this site. I was going to throw something witty in here but all i can think is