Oink oink.
Lying on the sofa (which by the way is tiny, almost too tiny for my massive body), roaming my hands over my mass expanse of blubber. My stomach is so big it's all I can see (well that and my tits) I've realised I look like a beached whale lying here, then when I stand up I look pregnant with octuplets, my massive distended belly hangs low and sticks out, it's the first thing people see when they look at me of course! My stretchmarks look almost purple, a clear sign I've pushed my poor body to breaking point.
I long for the day a boyfriend will grab my big bloated belly!
Oh I wish I was so full of greasy takeaway right now! So full that I can barely breathe and I'm totally unable to even move. Ughhh
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jambolio reacted to thicccollegegirl for a status update, Okay but like.. what video would yall wanna see lol