@Master WG I still am really reasonable, and still get roasted from time to time. Mostly by @KFD haha.
I think the guy with the poems you're talking about is Wilan, who suddenly dissappeared some 2 years ago. The community has speculated he is in jail. Or eaten by a cannibalistic Austrian.
Atlya has a falling out back when @S77 took over. He didn't like the new management so he left. We don't either, but we stay for the good money. We often call him SS77 instead of S77. Yes, it's that bad.
The likes of @Chapman and @stolemy_hat have reached an advanced stage of their natural lives and so their arthritis makes it difficult to type these days. Though luckely they are still around. Who knows for how long.
Mark, or once called Phalloidium, oh boy, that's a whole other story. Once King Phalloidium of the entire FC kingdom, he tripped when getting up from the throne, when his crown fell off his head, bumped down the steps where one of the beggars, S77, suddenly looked down upon it. Greedy bastard that he is, he yelled "MY PRECIOUSSSSSS" and ran off to build a new Kingdom. Poor old Phalloidium, henceforth known as simply Mark, now roams the streets of a certain Canadian metropole, hunting after fatties in the IT sector.
There are other, better, stories about the other moderators, but I'll leave them to my collegues to add here.