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    That a-hole mod
  • Birthday 11/27/1982

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    Boobs, beer, the "F" word, and things with spark plugs...

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  1. Any suggestions for a photo set? Mid Century Modern week is next month, but we don't want to leave you guys hanging until then...


    1. Jabba Desilijic Tiure

      Jabba Desilijic Tiure


      Any suggestions for a photo set? Mid Century Modern week is next month, but we don't want to leave you guys hanging until then...

      @KFD I think you just answered your own question....do a Mid-Western steampunky set where the "friendly" saloon barmaid brings the local gang led by outlaw gunslinger Kelly 'Fucking' Doke to the midtown gallows.  Put her in a revealing low-cut blouse so we can watch her hanging boys and watch her hanging boys.  :)

    2. Jabba Desilijic Tiure

      Jabba Desilijic Tiure

      And while (as almost always)that was obviously meant for laughs - and even though you asked - I still felt extraordinarily gross while typing that.  :wacko:

  2. Muscle Car? Check. Curvy Girl? Check. Let's see if we can get Chevy Chick back on here...


  3. So Long 2017

    Listen, I'm still busy looking for the Brandy to put in my eggnog. Jabba and I are on the same page... Those are the stats I'm curious about! If the box was an actual wood box like the one in Cool Hand Luke, how many names and 'Fuck KFD' epithets would be carved in it?
  4. Camaro girl was great and all, but Challenger Girl is win.


    1. degek2001


      Wow, very sexy pose...

  5. Happy Holidays, Jackwagons. Melinda and I said Bah Humbug and went to the desert for the weekend. 


    1. regbill


      Happy Holidays to you and yours!

      Now get off my lawn!

  6. Hahaha, thanks! I take pride in being a sarcastic dick.
  7. I figured I would toss this out here... I propose a limit to the amount of photos you can post on status updates. I'm so over seeing thirty photos of some dude's hairy stomach first thing when I log on here. I've hidden a few posts, and I'm rolling my eyes at another post that could be a topic in Your Photos. It would force people to make a thread instead of forcing everyone to see aforementioned hairy mangut. Oh yeah, insert whatever sleep-deprived KFD catchphrase you want here!
  8. Public Service Announcement: 



    Stop being creeps!!! That's not how you win the ladies!


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    2. KFD


      I'm confused by your tactics, @Jabba Desilijic Tiure...

    3. Jabba Desilijic Tiure

      Jabba Desilijic Tiure

      @KFD Who said there were any "tactics" here to begin with?  Anyone dim enough to miss that I was cracking a joke(who, me?) isn't going to honor your friendly little PSA of non-creeperism in the first place.  Those who lack the ability to employ fundamental common sense aren't going to be dissuaded from reading a vague and generalized reminder on how to behave like a civilized human being.  ;)

    4. Jabba Desilijic Tiure

      Jabba Desilijic Tiure

      And I am NOT a creep.  If I'm attracted to a girl, I'll just send them a video of myself singing:



  9. Gyeahh Boyyyyyy!!!


  10. London, please fill out a DMCA request.

  11. So this may have followed me home yesterday...


    1. S77



    2. Taytay


      Oh god..  Im feeling.. Faint.. Need to...sit down... So beautiful..too beautiful..oh my

  12. Weight Gain Story Lines (TV & Movies)

    Petition to brand users who post gibberish is bad gibberish potatoes.
  13. PSA from your favorite grouch of a mod...

    YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT. Stop posting 473839 threads in all caps about how you need your account deleted. Check your account tab. It's in there.

    Also, before you post your cellphone number to get that lovely lady or gent to text/call you, stop and choke yourself. Now never post your number. 

    Oh, and here's day #2 of being a stinky, nasty, civilian!

    Now everyone piss off. I don't care about your feelings!


    1. xcrunner503


      Cool 5.11 shirt

  14. Someone on BBW-Chan said it perfectly: "her body is a train wreck, and I like it!" She is a total cartoon now, and yeah, I'm part of the "she totally disfigured her face" camp.