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KFD

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About KFD

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    That a-hole mod
  • Birthday 11/27/1982

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    http://kelly-fuckin-doke.tumblr.com

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  • Interests
    Boobs, beer, the "F" word, and things with spark plugs...

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  1. Someone on BBW-Chan said it perfectly: "her body is a train wreck, and I like it!" She is a total cartoon now, and yeah, I'm part of the "she totally disfigured her face" camp.
  2. Shoot other girls and their cars, or this girl and this car?

     

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    1. Jabba Desilijic Tiure

      Jabba Desilijic Tiure

      It's what - not even a week out of the armed forces - and you already have the urge to shoot people and vehicles??  :lol:

    2. degek2001

      degek2001

      Wow, she's so sexy...

  3. Erica Lauren

    Wrong Lauren. Let's put this in the right place.
  4. Well, I have three more days left until I go on terminal leave. Three more days until I'm not doing the 190 commute on Fridays and Sundays. Three more days until I hang up the uniform I've worn since 2008. What does concern me, is not being able to be salty to the stinky nasty civilians I'll be working with, now that I will be one.

    In other news, I'm tooling around in the GTFO Navy present to myself down here in the 619 this week. I can vouch for it doing 130! I swapped wheels with the Celica, and Damn!!! She a fine girl.

    All you candyasses remember, your feelings can be folded more than seven times and inserted in your collective rectums!

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    2. Jabba Desilijic Tiure

      Jabba Desilijic Tiure

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      What does concern me, is not being able to be salty to the stinky nasty civilians I'll be working with, now that I will be one.


      Instead you can just ramp up your saltiness to the members of curvage.

      Eh, but you might not need to since the stinky nasty civilians won't be able to be salty either.  Or at least not overly salty compared to some of those within your former cohorts.

    3. KFD

      KFD

      You know, @Jabba Desilijic Tiure, I think there is a few snowflakes on here that would think I'm pretty salty already... That would be pretty scary if I were saltier!

    4. Jabba Desilijic Tiure

      Jabba Desilijic Tiure

      @KFD Well, being of the Mollusca phylum, I'd likely be dead by now if I were any smaller.  :unsure:

  5. Military bbw!

    That's a reservist. Reserve components don't push physical standards as much as active does. One of the main reasons is weekend warriors don't do physical training as much as active does. And, well, Don't Ask Don't Tell was repealed. Don't get me started on the nauseating Transgender awareness training I had to sit through. Seriously, do your fucking job. You think you're a chick in a dude's body? Cool story. Send rounds down range, do your part of the mission. Well, I'll be back to civilian life as of Thursday, so it's not my problem anymore. You yucks got me on a tirade. Here's a picture of Britt, rocking one of my old Woodland tops for a set. *And the idiot that reported Jabba's comment, don't waste my time. Go back to your safe space.
  6. Erica Lauren

    @iBoltam, you must be new here...
  7. Public service announcement to all the Internet Romeos out there...

    When you are sending your Internet dream girl compliments, make sure you hit the "reply" link, and not the "report" link...

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    2. corpulent.lady

      corpulent.lady

      Not gonna lie, I thought about hitting report instead of reply to this post ;)

    3. John Smith

      John Smith

      Sounds like some gentlemen' fingers got pudgy.

    4. gricha

      gricha

      Lol. Maybe it was a way not to compliment the lady, but to send you, KFD, those compliments. Now I wonder about your lovely hips and perky round boobs...? :huh:

  8. Camaro X Camarogirl.

     

    Man, I need to start watermarking my sh¡t...

     

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    1. MasterOfHisDomain

      MasterOfHisDomain

      Cool pictures!

    2. PoppyTart

      PoppyTart

      loving these photos! You're very talented. 

  9. Yeah, I'm still alive. Between the Camaro Girls and getting out of the Navy in two weeks, I've had my hands full. 

    In other news, please take your feelings, fold them more than seven times, and shove them up your collective asses!

     

    That is all.

     

    Now back to your regularly scheduled Curvage.

  10. Just photographing honies!

     

     

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    2. regbill

      regbill

      I guess great imnds think alike.;)

    3. regbill

      regbill

      I meant to write minds but I wrote imnds instead. :P It doesn't matter I'm sure you know what I meant.:)

    4. KFD

      KFD

      Haha, I have another where you just see the curvature of her backside in the upper corner, but thought the back of her legs would add some visual interest...

  11. Erica Lauren

    Mother of God...
  12. A girl and a camera...

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    1. Jabba Desilijic Tiure

      Jabba Desilijic Tiure

      Not what I seem to remember from 1girl1camera.jpg  :P

    2. trolo

      trolo

      Nice and round, yummy.

      And the girl is okay, I guess.

    3. Ckins92

      Ckins92

      Looks a lot like this Canadian i used to know

  13. Some photos from this weekend...

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    1. Jabba Desilijic Tiure

      Jabba Desilijic Tiure

      Nice, but the first one seems out of focus....

      :P
       

    2. KFD

      KFD

      She doesn't like this photo. It's wacky, how some of these women are so self-conscious. This was the girl that I got to join up here for .0124 seconds.

  14. Holy hell, you are lucky I didn't see your dumbass post. Thank SuperJ that he didn't smoke you on the spot like I would have. Posting your phone number, dude? For real? Put your amazingly average weiner away, and learn to actually interact with women. Consider this a friendly warning.

    1. Jabba Desilijic Tiure

      Jabba Desilijic Tiure

      Aren't you being a little hard-on him?

      :D

    2. Jabba Desilijic Tiure

      Jabba Desilijic Tiure

      @KFD Okay, so you may have verbally reprimanded him, but was he

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      PENALIZED?????
      B)

      Yeeeeaaaaahhhh

    3. KFD

      KFD

      You so punny, Jabba!

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